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Your not so regular dose of Phwoar! Is moving to Hoop?, a multimedia portal and content-platform for people who like ads, and ad-sized things- a nexus, if you will, of Booklings, Superblogs, and atomic newspapers. We’re starting a rock-band! – we’re going to the World-freakin’-Cup! – and possibly the moon! – in short, Charlie Kaufman couldn’t write a better script if you spliced him with Woody

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Our war on rom-com is commenced! Pick a side if you dare, and blame it all on Michael if you pick the wrong one. Your weekly dose of Phwoar! is about to get bigger - we're bringing you a video-service on acid soon, and ads you'll actually enjoy! Did we say advertising? What advertising?!

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Do you often enter intense conversation with television screens, regularly digest ice-cream through your nose, or sometimes root for the bad guys? Then come on in! Godzilla’s leading King Kong in our poll, and we’re going to need a winner eventually – so take a look around, learn some crazy (it’s a lot like German), and demand your half-revolution NOW!!!

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Ae Fond Hiss.Why your cinematic fish and chips could do with a little literary chili sauce.By a film critic.A British Prime Minister who was given to the odd creative fluctuation once said critics were no more than failures at those very arts they felt themselves to be custodians of. An essayist, that there are two sorts of critics: those who relieve themselves against “the flower of beauty” (

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Squeeze, Rub, Vapourise…A History of Movies About Robots.You might have to skip the 10:30 hole to Wonderland; the swirling time-portal too, ‘cause that doesn’t quite lead to where we’re going…Venture discreetly down history’s vortex of truly great robot movies, and it’ll likely astound you to find there really aren’t that many. Late last year anthropologists, or archaeologists – or was it really

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KING KONG LABELS PHWOAR POLL A SHAM! - GODZILLA DEMANDS RETRIAL! - FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON! - READ ALL ABOUT IT! In the wake of Barack Obama’s recent visit to Africa, the editors of your new favourite movie-blog declared the digital voting booth open for a poll to decide who your favourite movie-monster actually is. It’s been just over a week now since the contest was first announced, but

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We've just exited a Sunday screening of Ice Age 3, and are having a bit of a chin-wag.MICHAEL: That was surprisingly good. CHOLA: It wasn’t half bad. CHIPO: I still can’t believe it. I mean, it’s Ice Age3 at the end of the day, but whoa! CHOLA: And you thought animated movies weren’t real movies. CHIPO: No, you did. CHOLA: Simon Pegg killed it.That was Simon Pegg, huh? MICHAEL: Who was Simon Pegg

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Sorry about that guys, you'll find you can post your comments (and your votes) with zero-fuss now - just post as 'Anonymous' and retype the letters that follow;don't forget to drop your name at the end! We apologise for the inconvenience caused by our host's technology and look forward to seeing you at the movies!So without further ado, here's your first issue of Phwoar, and your democratic forum

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THE ORIGIN OF PHWOAR!!!This, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, werewolves and vampires, is the beginning of the invasion. There will be no valiant resistance! You will not take us to your leader! You will lose teeth, drool waterfalls and suffer epic embarrassment ‘til you eventually learn to pronounce the word, ‘phwoar’.We’re still working our tongue around it ourselves. But once you get a

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Elect A Movie Monster For Honorary President!King Kong!- Believes in unity of species between apes and mankind.- Believes in a banana-driven healthcare system; plans on imposing bananas as an international staple meal.-Claims he can cut your taxes in half while respecting the value of free markets.- Says he can take Godzilla in a fist-fight with his eyes closed.Godzilla!- Wants to trash every

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Ten Everyday Situations It’s A-Okay To Use Magic In.10 - When puberty first begins to wage war on your facial smoothness.09 - The next time the lights go out.08 - In a queue at the passport office; but how about going by broom next time?07 - In the club, when you spill an unbelievably large man’s drink.06 - In a queue in London or someplace, of people trying to cop shiny new copies of the new JK

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Review!About three months ago, Australian actor Sam Worthington adorned the fashion-pages of American GQ in clothing I don’t expect to afford for another five years. The big story then, even beyond the perimeters of the Terminator Salvation set, was of how easily you could provoke Christian Bale into breaking your nose. You’ll recall Bale was caught on tape swearing masterfully at an incompetent

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Top Ten Movies That Make Us Feel Like Men. And Women. At the Exact Same Time.10- ZOOLANDER; Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson duke it out as two rival, male fashionistas hell-bent on cat-walk supremacy. I seriously considered having more tights in my wardrobe, and pursed my lips to intimidate enemies.9- KILL-BILL vol.1; Director Quentin Tarantino once said his ideal cinema-audience would be two rival

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