TOP TEN THINGS WE’D LIKE FOR 2010:
1- A distribution deal- PLEASE PICK US UP, NEWSCORP!!!
2- Director’s tickets to the Sundance Film Festival; you might want to watch this space, children.
3- It’s Complicated’s Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep hook up for real, raising a beautiful family of Golden Globes, ‘cause really they look that adorable together.
4- A PlayStation3 add-on that turns Sony’s black beast into an iMax film camera. We shall make no apologies for wanting more.
5- A triple-date at an organic sushi restaurant with Kat Dennings, Olivia Wilde, and Dame Judi Dench. (When Chipo swings, he swings for home-runs.)
6- Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland on big-screen, Blu-Ray, and buttered toast – we are absolutely tripping BOLLS!
7- A doubly political, doubly military Iron Man2, that ideally doesn’t walk, talk, or laser like such a sequel to a super-hero movie.
8- A Rolling Stone Cover – no, wait, three Rolling Stone covers, and stark naked if we want to be.
9- A little peace and quiet for Tiger Woods – we’re just saying.
10- A bowl of George Clooney, a slice of Brad Pitt, and some Matt Damon on that – or is that just the guy in the glasses? And a cold one, bar-tender!
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