A Socratic Thought On Whip It.
If Drew Barrymore’s directing movies now, should we be checking our 401Ks, scrutinizing our pension packages, getting stable healthcare plans, and maybe looking for somewhere quiet by the sea? – What, no Charlies’ Angels 3? – If we still dig Drew’s lips, does that mean we officially prefer older women now? – speaking of Charlie’s Angles, er, Angels, if Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu ever decide to direct, is it okay if we pass on the footage and just…uhhh, y’know? – Were you not expecting more than just a little sexual innuendo? The film’s called Whip It – If Ellen Page’s playing a beauty pageant winner, does that make it okay for us to ogle her now? – (It’s never felt entirely legal) – We’re just saying, it’s kind of a chick-flick, isn’t it?, so we’ll need to get our kicks from somewhere – isn’t Eve, a co-star in this, a rapper? – never actually saw Riding In Cars With Boys, but the title was pretty cool.
Bring on the lawsuits!!! – and the existential doughnut cream.
