Five Excellent Reasons Why Amy Adams Should Play Marilyn Monroe In Any Rumored Biopic!
READ THIS LIST IN EXACTLY OR LESS THAN 30 SECONDS, TO PREVENT THE LONG OVERDUE SELF-DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AS WE KNOW IT!!!
5 SHE’S GOT SINGING CHOPS; YOU MUST HAVE, IF YOU CAN MAKE A MOVIE LIKE DISNEY’S Enchanted NOT ONLY TOLERABLE, BUT ALSO QUITE SOUL-ILLUMINATING!
4 REDHEADS MAKE FANTASTIC BLONDES; WAS ANYBODY HETEROSEXUAL IN THE HOUSE COMPLAINING AFTER BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD’S TRANSMUTATION AS GWEN STACEY IN Spider-Man 3? EXACTLY!
3 SHE’S THE HOT ONE IN Sunshine Cleaning, DESPITE NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING THE HOT ONE! (WE PROMISE TO DO A CHART JUST LIKE THIS ONE FOR YOU SOMEDAY, EMILY BLUNT!)
2 SHE’S STATELY AND MAGINIFICENT AS TOM HANK’S FAVOURITE SECRETARY IN Charlie Wilson’s War – PERFECT FOR WHEN SHE HAS TO KEEP THE HEM OF A LONG SKIRT LONG DOWN WHEN SHE’S STANDING ON AN AIR-DUCT!!!
1 SHE RUTHLESSLY STEALS EVERY SCENE IN INDIE-FLICK Junebug, DESPITE BEN MACKENZIE OF The O.C. CO-STARRING, AND SHE’S AWFULLY SWEET AND NICE ABOUT IT!
0 WE’VE BEEN SHOUTING THE ENTIRE TIME, SO OBVIOUSLY WE MUST WANT THIS, RIGHT? – RIGHT?!!!
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