Elect A Movie Monster For Honorary President!
King Kong!
- Believes in unity of species between apes and mankind.
- Believes in a banana-driven healthcare system; plans on imposing bananas as an international staple meal.
-Claims he can cut your taxes in half while respecting the value of free markets.
- Says he can take Godzilla in a fist-fight with his eyes closed.
- Believes in unity of species between apes and mankind.
- Believes in a banana-driven healthcare system; plans on imposing bananas as an international staple meal.
-Claims he can cut your taxes in half while respecting the value of free markets.
- Says he can take Godzilla in a fist-fight with his eyes closed.
Godzilla!
- Wants to trash every town, city, state, and nation on the planet. Then start all over again.
- Says he can cut crime by 100%.- Campaigning as a man of action and change you can count on. Rumour has it he has Barack Obama’s endorsement.
- Wants to trash every town, city, state, and nation on the planet. Then start all over again.
- Says he can cut crime by 100%.- Campaigning as a man of action and change you can count on. Rumour has it he has Barack Obama’s endorsement.
Simply post a comment and your name to cast your vote, then send your contacts to phwoarbox@gmail.com
BREAKING NEWS!Phwoar! editors endorse Godzilla, but what does Barack Obama really think?Watch this space...
ReplyDeleteChola:"Godzilla definitely.I'm not voting for a monkey in any election,doesn't matter how big."
Chipo:"I think I'll go with Godzilla.He'd look sexier in leather."
Michael:"People are saying the guy's a socialist, but come on!He's a giant lizard...But Kong's cool too, so I'll just wait and see."
I would like to officially cast my vote for Godzilla, and Chipo's too - bring it home, baby!
ReplyDelete-Chola C,morbidly insane editor at large.
i'd go with Godzilla :D never enjoyed king kong to start off with... plus a big ass monkey you can see everyday but a dinosaur!!! come one we can't see em everyday!! so i say Godzilla all the way!!!
ReplyDeleteme
King kong is the real deal u guys.i wud vote 4 him any day...if apes were to decide to get into politics.the latest king kong killed the last Godzilla muvi & u get to love kong in the movie but hate Zilla 2gethr with his little brats.MICHAEL CHOLA KANGA
ReplyDeleteWithout bein too political i think africa has enüf apes prancing around as presidents so my vote is on the zilla.... Nyü
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