17 Things We Adore About Zac Efron!

17 THINGS WE ADORE ABOUT ZAC EFFRON, COURTESY OF ANOTHER PSYCHOTIC FANSITE!

1. He wants to be Marlon Brando when he grows up; and so do we. Him, Marlon Brando, us – reinterpret any way you like.

2. He gets acting tips from Leonardo di Caprio when he’s courtside at Lakers’ games (probably),which can only be a good thing.

3. He still roots for the San Francisco Giants in Major League Baseball, and that’s despite the fact that Barry Bonds has effectively fallen off the face of the earth.

4. He’s working on his basketball skills, which is reportedly the best most Caucasian pairs of hands can do with a basketball.

5. His favorite meal’s sushi! – a fact that has no place whatsoever on this chart!

6. He’s starring in the upcoming Me & Orson Welles; Chola, who’s multitheistic, lists Orson Welles among his 82 gods.

7. He’s roughly our height – which means we only feel half as insecure about Zac Effron as we do about other hot-looking actors.

8. Chipo has seen Hairspray 11 times – a fact that has no place whatsoever on this chart, but what the hell.

9. He’s scared witless of the press, which means in some sense we wield unquestionable power over one more Hollywood starlet.

10. Spider-Man is his favorite super-hero. We hope to commence a campaign to usurp Tobey Maguire as everybody’s friendly neighbourhood radioactive photographer.

11. His new favorite band is Vampire Weekend. Vampire Weekend? Kofi Olomide plus Bloc Party plus Herbie Hancock, with a final twist – they’re Jewish and from New York! Voted the BBC’s breakout band of 2008, you have to hear ‘Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa’ to believe bongo drums, base guitars and college angst can live in harmony together.

12. He’s set to co-star in HairSpray2 – which Chipo will see 11 times.

13. His hair – it’s so perfect you could halt an alien invasion with his head, and spontaneously help us atone for a couple billion years of sin and stupidity.

14.Him starring in 17 Again has breathed a little more life into Matthew Perry’s rather ordinary career. To be or not to be is not the question – it’s do you still need to make movies when you made filthy millions as Chandler on Friends?

15. He recently tore the roof off an episode of Saturday Night Live. The last person to do so was Will Ferrell, who left the show four years ago.

16. He employs the use of curse-words every now and then – assuring, ‘cause that makes it perfectly legal to buy him a drink, should we ever accost him on a red carpet in Cannes. (Yes, he’s in his twenties, but not every bartender knows that.)

17. He makes it perfectly logical for us to have favorite scenes in the original High School Musical. Sadly, we’re yet to bother with the other two.

Google Zac Effron and a whole raft of fansites await, particularly if you’re the sort of person that appreciates boy-bands; 17 Again is in theatres now, including Ster Kinekor’s.